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My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl

Whats big and round? Mine and not yours

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt? You are so butty – ful!

WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

Mommy kisses my butt

I like the satisfying sounds of ur butt being spanked

Uff

I need a new butt this one has a hole in it

me: hey have you seen my butt him: no have you seen where it is me: maybe here on your private part hehe him: dumps my head on the toilet, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW PERVERT

I Put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied "that's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!" The guy said "no, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says "that fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!" Guy says "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"