A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Shit.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Mommy kisses my butt.
