There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other "I'm-a cashew!"
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
Roses are red Violets are too You better run I’m following you
how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
why can't orphans be gay? Chase they have no one to call daddy.
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER
when i was very young... my classmates played a game called kiss chase, some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them They are rapists now
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
Your mom so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list
there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
