People

Cael J.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

1

Nut

Anonymous

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

4

Nut

Dante Medori

2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

Puns

Anonymous

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

Hell

random person

A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.

He bought a home on a small piece of land.

The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.

He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.

Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.

Not wanting to interrupt another ‘Chinese custom’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbour leading a bull down the drive way and then put his left ear next to the bull’s butt.

The American dude can’t handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, “Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that bull’s butt, it could just about shit on you.”

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, “Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs.”

‘What do you mean’ says the neighbor, “Those aren’t American customs.”

“Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me” replied the Chinese man. “He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks get piss drunk and listen to bull-shit!”

Blonde

Anonymous

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. “I will help you escape,” says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says “Hawk.” She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says “Falcon.” She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And…she trips and says “Crap.”

                                                          The End

Yo mama

Yo mama jokes!!!!

Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list

Blue

Aiden

A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i’m running for my life because the red ones got a knife

Offensive

Faith

why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?.. He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car

Lead

Melodee

If you spin a fidget spinner You’ll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you’ll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You’ll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You’ll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you’ll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you’ll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You’ll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you’ll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER

Michael Jackson

devyboy

You’re walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them

German

Sakkra

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)

People

Pun 2.0

My dog used to chase people on a bike alot. It got so bad,I finally had to take his bike away.

Wife

Gwen

Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

Cuz they were using fowl language!

Dog

Snowy715

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Credit To: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdZUCSiqNBBWzF398ab09Q

Ash

Kinetic Johnston

Why did Pikachu chase Ash? Because he wanted to Ketchum.

Dog

Allan C.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.

Time

Nivedh jha

Once upon a time a donkey was in the jungle suddenly he found a lion costume and then wore it then he walks around the forest and then every animal was scared of him then he got to city every human was away from him and he was chasing them when he was chasing his owner he brayed and then he figured out that this is not an real lion and then he told everybody about it then he berated up his donkey

Blue

Nivedh jha

There lived a jackal in a forest he did not get the day’s food so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest but could not find any food finally he dicided to go to the city as he was walking into the city as soon as he was walking he heard some dogs bark soon he found a group of dogs running towards him so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a Dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye the dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him the jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest every animal In the forest were frightened to see a new animal the jackal realised that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation he called the animal towards him the jackal said oh my dear friends I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all I will be the king of this jungle all the animals became very happy everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs they came to him with all their problems and listened to what there king said one day as the king jackal was sitting by the court he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest for a long time he had not heard these voices he felt very happy forgetting he was the king he howled back immediately all the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger but the jackal he was already on the run