People

Cael J.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

Puns

Anonymous

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

Nut

Dante Medori

2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

Nut

Anonymous

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

Head

Anonymous

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. “I will help you escape,” says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says “Hawk.” She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says “Falcon.” She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And…she trips and says “Crap.”

                                                          The End

Sadness

Melodee

If you spin a fidget spinner You’ll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you’ll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You’ll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You’ll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you’ll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you’ll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You’ll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you’ll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER

German

Sakkra

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)

People

Pun 2.0

My dog used to chase people on a bike alot. It got so bad,I finally had to take his bike away.

People

Snowy715

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Credit To: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdZUCSiqNBBWzF398ab09Q

Ash

Kinetic Johnston

Why did Pikachu chase Ash? Because he wanted to Ketchum.

Baby

What isn’t the differen

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae

Poor

Yo mama jokes!!!!

Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list

Mum

aaron

why did brandon’s mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first

Man

leon

man in boxers leads police man on brief chase

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