Butt jokes
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Butt hehe.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!