Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Dick butt.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
