What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, „Why don’t you let me drive for ones.“ The driver thinks to him self, „Well I can’t say no to this guy, he’s the pope.“ So the driver pulls over and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, „slow down a bit, you might get pulled over.“ The Pope says, „Ahhh, don’t worry about it, I’m the Pope.“ So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, „Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute.“ The Pope says, „Sure.“ The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, „Guys I just pulled over some one really important.“
They ask who, „The President?.“ „No more important.“ „The president of another country.“ „No more important.“ „An ambassador.“ „No even more important.“ „Well who is it.“ „I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur.“
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
what happens when u hit the Dwayne Johnson's butt u hit rock bottom
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
Ur face looks like my butt but it looks like u
I think I need to kiss ur butt
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Whats one plus one
Yo mama
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
butt hehe
Your forehead is so big u look like megga mind butt with no super power just a big forehead
Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
Butter butter and butter please please bring me butter
Your so skinny you used floss to wipe your butt
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
