But jokes

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.