But jokes

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.

I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.

I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.