But jokes

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.