Business jokes
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL