Business jokes
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Pineapple turnover.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.