What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Walmart (DYM 73).
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.