Business jokes
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Memes
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Ads? More like bads.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Walmart (DYM 73).
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.