Business jokes
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Walmart (DYM 73).
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?