Business jokes
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Ads? More like bads.
Walmart (DYM 73).