Business jokes
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Ads? More like bads.