Business jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌