Business jokes
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.