
Business jokes
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
We gotta work ahead, people!
ASDA.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
