Business jokes
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.