Business jokes
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Memes
No shit lmao
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣