Business jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.

Where do orphans get stuff from?

The reject shop.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

Why was the duck arrested?

Because it was caught selling quack.