Business jokes

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.

Where do orphans get stuff from?

The reject shop.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

Why was the duck arrested?

Because it was caught selling quack.

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

What's wrong with Asian pet stores?

There's no pets.