Business jokes
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
oh my
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.