Business jokes

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!