Business jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.