Business jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Whatโs the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! ๐๐
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just canโt seem to find one.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Memes
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
How does an orange ๐ go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. ๐๐คฃ
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.