Business jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"