Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Hey, genius! Get it? Dasher and Dancer are reindeer, and they work for Santa, right? So, instead of saying "they're Santa's STARBUCKS," it sounds like "they're Santa's star bucks." You know, like money? Because they work for Santa? And Starbucks is coffee? You wouldn't get it. You look like the type of guy who still uses Internet Explorer.