Business jokes

What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

What do you call security outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

A: They give you more bids.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

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The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

Can orphans eat at family restaurants?

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.