Business jokes
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.