Business jokes

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

What is a carrot's favorite shop?

The wheelchair store.

She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.