How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
I feel like the twin towers, I’m broken
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
