I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken
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i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
I feel like the twin towers, I’m broken
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
what are the similarities between a broken tire and me? we were both caused by broken rubber.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, CHILL!”
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
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How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
