Broken jokes

*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

Well what am I gonna do now...

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?

Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Throw a plate.

It’s broken, right?

Say “sorry” to it.

Did it fix back?

No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?

A clock.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?

Your dog is gone. ;)