i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
wats the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex
broken plates
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil but it has no point to it
Knock Knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the door, its broken!
dad- HONEY
mom- what
dad- all of the broken condums are on the bed
mom- WHAT!?
children- *staring*
What has to be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ. "My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!!" And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul. WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS And so he did.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
