Broken Jokes

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake

Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

What do you describe titanic as? ...broken...

My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.

How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.

Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.

A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”