Crumble jokes
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
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