Crumble jokes
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Community talk
Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more
My life is far from basic The emptiness around the void inside me like it's vacant Finding ways to feel it, unfulfilled's a natural villain As I battle mental illness, often clashing with my brilliance Now I'm smoking reefer 'til ashes crumble down And hit my sneakers, my fear and anxiety is off the meters The only thing I know is I don't know, storm into the unknown Shit is getting rocky with touchstone