Broken

Broken jokes

Dentist

    • My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

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    • Child

    • What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?

    The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.

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    • Clock

    • What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?

    A clock.

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    • Dishwasher

    • She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.

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    • Son

    • "Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

    My son is broken: "I think at home!"

    Happiness!

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    • Doctor

    • A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”

    The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”

    Punch

    • I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

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    • Chip

    • (True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

    And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

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