Broken memes
Literally me after every single relationship
Fill it out if u want
I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)
True.
You are god if you can do any of these
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Hot pockets AHHHHHHH
Jokes
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”
He responded with, “The cat is dead.”
She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you have broken the news slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?”
“She’s playing on the roof.”












