Broken jokes

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Dad: Honey!

Mom: What?

Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

Mom: WHAT!?

Children: *staring*

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”

The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.

Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"

To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."

Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."

The police said "How old are you?"

Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.