Broken Jokes

“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”

“A broken nose..”

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.

A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”

You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN

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I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.

What do you do with a broken bird? You re-PARROT!

A delivery service called ‘Ross deliveries’ was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Hairline got cut by a broken tea cup.

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two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed but at 97 I died...

I think jesus is broken

If you have a broken bone do you have broken skin?

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What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.