Broken jokes
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil? That's okay. There is really no point to it.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.