I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They're both accidents
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle
I feel like the twin towers, I’m broken
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, CHILL!”
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
