Breakup jokes
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"