My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮💨
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Oooh, I fall apart Oooh, yeah, mmhmm She told me that I'm not enough, yeah And she left me with a broken heart, yeah She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving....
