My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
