Breakfast jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Cereal.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Eggs
You crack me up!
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
Community talk
(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more
NAh guys my fucking principle pisses me off he gave me 15 minutes in after school detention for messing around with friends at breakfast like wtf
Crumpets and tea