Breakfast jokes
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Memes
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Memes
Community
NAh guys my fucking principle pisses me off he gave me 15 minutes in after school detention for messing around with friends at breakfast like wtf
Crumpets and tea
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more