What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.
Gud morning
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no “What are you doing in my house?”
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
I went home one day a see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what going on my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guest what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
😴 🛌 ⏰️ ✋️ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
what age is served for breakfast
Making a comforting breakfast But you have a knife.
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
Why did the other down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy ?
What is going on here .
Breakfast 😂
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast because there is no parent to feed them
