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LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Value Pack

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts labeled "Frosted Chlorine" instead of the actual flavor. A container of pool chlorine tablets is in the lower-left corner.

Cereal

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

Metal

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A close-up shot of a white bowl being filled with small, shiny, silver metallic spheres, resembling ball bearings or metallic beads. A hand holds a dark object pouring the spheres into the already partially filled bowl. A black text overlay reads, "Having breakfast before my MRI".

Cereal

cocomelon · 3 years ago

bro

A picture of a young man with a slight grin on his face, positioned in front of a plain wall. The text overlayed in the image reads: "CEREAL IS LIKE BREAKFAST SOUP".

Pastry

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with one pastry pulled halfway out. On the visible part of the pastry the word "Vaseline" is written.

pop-tart

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with the text "VALUE PACK", "16 toaster pastries", "Pop-Tarts", "Frosted", "Styrofoam", and "16 TOASTER PASTRIES" on it. The pop tarts in the image are replaced with styrofoam.

Shot

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Water

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Kelloggs Pop Tarts with a picture of two Pop Tarts, a pan with a pretzel coming out of the pan, and the text "Kelloggs Pop Tarts. Pretzel and Water. 12. NET WT/PESO NETO 22 OZ (1 LB 6 OZ)".

Tax dollar

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

An illustration in a muted orange-brown tone. On the left, a small, emaciated, sad-looking figure labeled "Sad billionaires with only 4 yachts" sits on the ground, looking up, with a few drops of liquid falling towards them from a large pipe above. On the right, a large, plump, well-dressed man labeled "Greedy children who want to eat breakfast" has his mouth wide open, receiving a massive stream of liquid from the same pipe, which is labeled "Our Tax Dollars".

Mom

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal

A man with a red cloth on his head is holding a knife up, looking angry, in front of a black background. The text says 'when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal'.

Avocado

mr.meme · 3 years ago

ummmm

The image shows a cereal box called "Avocado Toast Crunch" with the text "Mmm... REAL loan debt!" and "A PARTICIPATION TROPHY IN EVERY BOX!". The cereal pieces are shaped like small pieces of avocado toast, and there is a single character made out of avocado toast.

Ash

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A blue box of Pop-Tarts with a white urn and text reading "R.I.P. Grandma's ashes".

Daughter

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

Schedule

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

pop-tart

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor labeled as "Frosted Motor Oil". The Pop-Tarts are shown with black filling and an engine is also pictured on the box.

Ketamine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor label changed to "Frosted Ketamine", which makes it a parody of a normal Pop-Tarts flavor.

Pigeon

mynicka · 5 months ago

A close-up image of a gray pigeon being held by a hand. The pigeon has been edited to have thin wire-rimmed glasses resting on its beak, prominent pink human-like lips, and a small sunny-side-up fried egg sitting on top of its head.

pop-tart

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts, frosted mac & cheese flavor. It is a blue box that says "Value Pack 16". There are two Pop-Tarts on the box and also a small bowl of mac and cheese.

Morning

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat wrapped in a blanket looking grumpy with the text 'MORNING! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?'

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