Breakfast jokes
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
My day started out great until I woke up.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I love eggs!
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Corn flake.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Good morning.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.