Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
fff.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Why did bella thorne pass gas on shake it up Chicago? Because I gave too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Knock knock Who's there Dumplin Dumplin who Dumplin the killer
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But it’s a hearty meal
