Breakfast jokes

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

Why can’t orphans eat cereal?

It says, "Family size."

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Corn flake.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

"You crack me up!" 😂

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

Why can't two eggs tell jokes?

Because they will crack each other up!

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.