Breakfast jokes
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Corn flake.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.