Breakfast jokes
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Corn flake.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.
After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"
The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."