Breakfast Jokes

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wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?

10 YEAR OLDS

mcdonalds :)

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

fff

Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.

Why did bella thorne pass gas on shake it up Chicago? Because I gave too split pea soup for breakfast.

Why did kristen stewart farted on the set of Charlie's angels because she ate too much damn chilli for breakfast i made for her i just forgot to put my foot in it.