Breakfast jokes

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Corn flake.

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

What did the egg say to the other egg?

"You crack me up!" 😂

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.

What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.

Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.

"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."

Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"