Breakfast jokes
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.