Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Corn flake.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
