Breakfast jokes
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”