Breakfast jokes
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
Good morning!
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
I think you're eggcellent!
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
I have breakfast with my boys.