Brand jokes
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Takis.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.