Brand jokes
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!