It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Redmi
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Buccellati
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
