Brand jokes
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
your (DYM 38)
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Redmi
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Buccellati
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)