What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
