Brand jokes
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.