Body jokes
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Fart <3
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.