One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Knock knock.
Whoโs there?
Dragginโ.
Dragginโ who?
Dragginโ these balls around yoโ face.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
