Body

Body jokes

Couple

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

Butt

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Memes

Choice

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

Mom

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Ball

Knock knock.

Whoโ€™s there?

Dragginโ€™.

Dragginโ€™ who?

Dragginโ€™ these balls around yoโ€™ face.

Anus

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Dragon

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

Violence

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

Time

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

Funeral

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."