Body jokes
I farted.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.