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Sally's Lack of Arms

Anonymous
8 years ago
  • Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    She didn't have any arms.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

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    • Sally
    • Swing
    • Game
    • Arms
    • Body
    • Fall

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. Sally fell off the swing because she ain't got no arms, ya see? And in the knock-knock part, Sally can't be at the door 'cause, well, she still ain't got no arms! It's funny 'cause it's sad, like your dating life.

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