Body jokes
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.