Body jokes
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Memes
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.