Body jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
They are hairy.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Memes
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!