Body jokes

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

Did you SEA what I did there?

GUY: Yes

Are you SHORE?

Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

My penis.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

I put glue in a man :)

I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

What did the booty say to the chair?

"You complete me!"

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!