Body jokes
Eat my ass!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”