Body jokes
Eat my ass!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Memes
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣