Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Butthole.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
