Body jokes
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
They are hairy.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Eat my ass!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.