Body jokes
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
I like penis in my bum!
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
My penis is on fire.