Body jokes
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
A girl has small balls.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Butthole.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.