Body jokes
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
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Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!