Body jokes
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
Can you see me?
Your d*** size...
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
I ass big ass you :-)
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Weenis long.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.