What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
Q.What's the most musical bone?
A.The trom-bone!
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
Top tip; if your wife asks "what would you like to do to my body?" 'identify it' is the wrong answer
if I told u, u had a nice body would u hold it against me.
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of google search results
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
