Body jokes
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Joe Mama has a chode.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Your d*** size...
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Can you see me?
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Dad: "If they jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Tommy: "Yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!