Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage
why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
Your leg is straighter than James Charles
Yo ass built like a wide body hellcat
bill really said your body my chocie like my mans it your body MY chocie
What do you call sweaty tities Humitits
there are times i miss you. that i wish i could remember where i hid your body.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No-body nose.
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
