Body jokes
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.