Body jokes
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I ass big ass you :-)
Weenis long.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.