Body jokes
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
I poo 11 times a day.
Boobies!
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
It's snot fair!
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.