My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
You are so fat you are fatter than the fattest
i am a fat girl
Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
