I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
You are so fat you are fatter than the fattest
i am a fat girl
Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
