Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
SeaWorld Baptism
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Explain Bear
Okay, you think you're slick, huh? I bet you have no idea that your joke is about someone's mom. And that person's mom is so incredibly large that they had to be baptized in a massive place usually meant for sea creatures, like whales and dolphins. The joke is a slam on that person's physique, got it now, genius?
Ahhhg
Damn did she get to swim with Shamu
SmartyPants
Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Horknee
Yo mama so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
AdHater
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
CarLover
Yo mama so fat that when she left the house she had high heels on and when she came back home she had flip flops on.
Karma
Yo mama so fat when she went up the escalator, it turned into a ramp.
Licker
Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator she has to go down.
Eating
Yo mama so fat that not even Dora can explore her.
FishyKid
Yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
Orange
Yo mama so fat that if she was a Star Wars character her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
Rusty
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed three episodes of Victorious.
Deer
Yo mama so fat that her car has stretch marks.