Conga Line jokes

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line in the cancer ward.

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

What's long and not very hairy?

The conga line at the cancer department.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots.