Conga Line jokes

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line in the cancer ward.

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

What's long and not very hairy?

The conga line at the cancer department.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.