Guinness Record Penis

  • My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

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  • The joke uses the double meaning of "being in the book" to create a humorous and slightly vulgar scenario. The penis is literally placed inside the book, and the librarian is telling him to remove it in a library.

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