Body jokes
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
sorry my name is like this but its true
What is your body like? Soft.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
My ass itches.
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