why do giraffes have such long necks?

Because their feet smell!

Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball. He didn’t have any BODY to go with.

You know it’s only considered murder if there’s a body. Otherwise it’s just a missing person.

Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven’t. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, “Nah, they call him that because he doesn’t wear pants.”

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?


A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three “You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren’t that heartless so we’ll let you choose your deaths.” So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said “Viva la France” and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said “For the queen” and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself “Try make a canoe out of this one!”

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!

why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache? I moustache you a question

Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els

I hate these double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and your doing a good thing, burn a body at home and your destroying evidence

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with… i could have said a skeleTON more jokes… but i think that might brake your funny bone

what do you call a man with no body and do nose?

No Body Knows No body nose

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Hang on a second.


  • Barry?
  • Adam?
  • Oan you believe this is happening?
  • I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

  • You got lint on your fuzz.
  • Ow! That’s me!
  • Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
  • Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!