Body jokes
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Mine never stops.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Back bent.
Joe Mama has a chode.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.