Body jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Mine never stops.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
You're so skinny that you fall.
"Igma is my balls."
Back bent.