My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice'"
Everyone has cracks in them, mines just in my heart and not my ass.
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache? I moustache you a question
