I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
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How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
what’s the difference between a lamborghini and a dead body? i don’t have a lamborghini in my garage.
You know it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise it's just a missing person.
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I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."
"Wait, wha.."
"What?"
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
