Body

Body jokes

Sex

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Memes

Prostate exam

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Midget

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Penis

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

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  • Chin

    I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

    Dick

    What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

    Bath

    A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"

    Side

    There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

    People

    Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

    A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

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  • Woman

    A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”

    Sex

    What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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