Body jokes

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Draggin’.

Draggin’ who?

Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"

He says, "No."

She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

He's all right.

What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?

Con Fuckacarcass.

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.