Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Body Jokes
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
