Body jokes
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
"Igma is my balls."
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.