Body jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

Who wants a picture of my pp?

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?

Cremation.

What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."

What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?

There are 40 of them.

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

Daddy, where's my anus?

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

penis balls cum <3

Anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus anus

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.