Body jokes
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Balls.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
What hangs low?
Balls.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.