Body jokes
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
When I walk to school, I fart.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)