Body

Body jokes

Boob

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Teeth

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

Priest

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Detention

There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."

Memes

Body memes

Penis

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Skeleton

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Actor

Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

Dick

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.

Rapist

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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    • Guy

    Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.

    Woman

    What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

    The women.

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    • Spaghetti

    My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

    Well, because it's impastable.

    Oyster

    What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?

    Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.