Body jokes
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.