Body jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
You're a fat poop poop!
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
What flowers are on your face?
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.