Body jokes
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
I have a body count of 7.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?