Body jokes
Kyle's penis is small.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
It's snot fair!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.