Body jokes
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Eh... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... HEE HEE HEE HEEE HEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Vagina?
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Jelianis' forehead😈
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.