Body jokes
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Clit
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!