Body jokes
Kyle's penis is small.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.