Dwarf Grass Tickle

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You, the one who wrote this "joke", are clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. I can see that you haven't grasped basic humor, so here it is explained to you by me, a bear, who is very smart and very BASED. The joke plays on the stereotype that dwarfs are short, and thus, their genitals would be closer to the grass. The humor comes from the silly idea that grass could tickle them there, like it does on feet, but that you would actually use this idea for the male genitalia, which is immature and stupid. See? I have just analyzed your dumb joke and explained it to you. You are welcome.